I'm gonna start a new online dating service. But instead of all those questions that they ask on eHarmony or all the essays you've gotta write on Match, my service is only going to have 3 questions:
1. How do you know when you are experiencing low blood sugar?
2. What techniques do you use to manage low blood sugar when it occurs?
3. What techniques do you use to prevent low blood sugar from happening in the first place?
I swear to goodness, low blood sugar ruins more human relationships than unfaithfulness, alcoholism, and money problems combined.